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Date Night at CFDA and Celebrity Overshares

Yup, Rhianna was sparkling at the CFDA. She was wearing underwear. We know because we could see it. And Heidi Klum was not, we know, because she told me while she was looking me in the eyes and she had her hands on my shoulders. I think she likes to see me squirm.
And speaking of squirming, Mango's junk didn't quite fit in the short shorts by Alexander Wang. My story for Gotham on. . . .
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